Faux son Alex comes home tonight with a baby carrier and a plastic baby that cries, has to be fed, has to be changed, etc. as part of his Family Planning class. He has to keep the baby with him at all times. I think anything that makes teenagers think twice before having sex is a good thing, but this baby is creepy! He’s got this very unbaby-like menacing face and a covered hole right in the middle of its chest where the computer monitor is that makes the baby cry for whatever reason. Alex’s girlfriend, Maggie, told me it is legendary that the baby is left places, like movie theaters, forgotten while kids are on a date.
The first time the “cried”, Alex picked it up by its head! I told Alex when the baby starts crying in the middle of the night (it’s programmed to do that), he is NOT to come downstairs to ask me what to do because I will take the baby and put it out on the deck in the rain so I can’t hear it.
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